Watermelon, it's a berry.

There's something about the olives that have lost their filling that seems wrong. Last nights pizza was epic, which is why it isn't in the fridge.

Botanically speaking, Watermelon is a berry that's just big because of genetics. It isn't its fault, it's not like it's lazy and just sat in the soil munching nitrogen and sunbathing. Teasing it isn't going to help.

A square watermelon in Japan will set you back about $80(US). I think they just look cool cut in half. Does anyone remember what level Pacman gets to eat a watermelon? I remember feeling awesome, and superior to mere cherry eating players.