If I were a rich man...

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to blog hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

So it's a cheap post, I can't always be brilliant. Oh, and get some decent coffee, not that instant mud you're drinking. There's a link at the bottom that'll make it cheaper. Get it delivered to your work, and all your work mates will think you're mysterious. Then when they find out it's gourmet coffee they'll all want to sniff it.

This will give you power you've always wanted, kind of like bus drivers who refuse to change a $5 bill. Secretly, your friends will think you're more sophisticated and make excuses to come to your place. Getting some art and a nice coffee table would probably be a good way to extend the delusion.

Plus I get a commission, but really, It's all for you.